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Riddles & Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and a rat?
?An aRATnid!

What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
?A peliCAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
?To get to the other side.

Why do hummingbirds hum?
?Because they don’t know the words.

What animal never tells the truth?
?A Lion!

Why did the grizzly catch cold?
?Because he went outside in his bear feet.

Why are elephants poor?
?Because they work for peanuts.

What do you call a crying camel?
?A humpback wail.

What kind of key can never open a door?
?A turKEY.

What did the parrot say when he fell in love with a duck?
?”Polly want a quacker!”

Where did the tiger go when he lost his tail?
?To a re-tail store.

What holiday do wolves celebrate in the fall?
?Howl-oween!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
?”Excuse me, I’m a little hoarse.”

What’s smarter than a hummingbird?
?A spelling bee.

What do you get when you cross a pony with a bird?
?A horse fly.

Why do all the animals go to the grizzly for answers?
?Because he has the bear facts.

Why did it take the elephant so long to get on the airplane?
?Because he had to check his trunk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
?I have no eye deer.

What’s three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
?A giraffe on roller blades.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
?Get out of its way!

Why did the turkey pop a wheelie?
?To prove he wasn’t chicken.

What do you give a sick bird?
?Tweetment!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a teddy bear?
?Winnie the Phew!

What’s striped and bouncy?
?A tiger on a pogo stick!

When do ducks fly upside down?
?When they quack up!

What animal would you like to be on a cold day?
?A little otter!

What did the frog order from the drive-thru?
?Flies and a Croak!

Why did the frog say “meow”?
?He was learning a foreign language.

What game do cows play at parties?
?Mooosical Chairs.

How do fleas travel from place to place?
?By itch hiking!